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Howtowdie

- a large chicken for the pot (a bird for the gourmet rather than the ornithologist); a young hen which has not begun to lay; (figuratively) an unmarried woman.

This mouthwatering suggestion from Elizabeth Cleland's A New and Easy Method of Cookery (1759) makes a change from the common Scottish stuffing of fried onions and oatmeal:

Chickens farced with Oisters... You may do Howtoudies or any white Fowl, the same way.

And a recipe for romance:

Doun below this auld howtowdie lived a superannuated patriarchal widower.

(JAMES SMITH Canty Jock 1882)

And here is a picture of connubial harmony:

Chanticleer [name for a cock], sae fu' o' pride... Wi's hen and 'toudies by his side

(R. BROWN Lintoun Green 1817)

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